Historical Figures
But like I want the kids that I eventually give birth to … to be like in “da royals.”
“What so the royal children won’t have the right to free will? Are you saying you are planning on taking away the free will of royalty? Are you saying that you will thrust them into their path as a plan at the right time?”
“Because I can love. I’ll get them to love me and to trust me. Plus entertainers are much better at publicity than royals are. We love attention and do anything for it, they aren’t as good as we could be in their roles. I would be much better at their roles. I’ll raise my kids to be the best at it. Why not train people to love it? Why not have people who like attention in the monarchy.”
“You are missing the very point of royalty. It’s not about any one individual, it’s bigger than any one person. It’s an advocacy role and not an “I’m all about me” role.” I imagine royalty have very few choices that they can make for themselves, what with their schedules, surely they should have the right in this day and age to have a love match and to marry the people that they love. Why take that right from them and befuddle them? They should be allowed to have romance and not a strategy and plan thrust upon them that they are just stuck with for life. Or someone who causes trouble or who has a dark past, there would be scandals galore in store for the royals. Someone like you and your eventual family could bring down the monarchy. You are not of good stock.”
“Well I’ll find a Lady to marry me or find someone upper class with a title because if you hang out with the upper classes no one cares about your past, you can get away with anyfing.
If I steal I can become a historical figure. Like if I steal, love, my kids can be historical figures. People will have to study me at school and I’ll be in the history books. So will my kids. That’s why I’m doing it. I’ll have to hide all the brofels and all that shxte. I’ll clean up my act up and wait a while to promote it all. Like properly. No one has to know love that I am doing it on purpose. We celebrities think that we are all better at public life than the royals. We all do. If it’s open to me why shouldn’t I go for it.”
“Gosh do all entertainers feel that way? Besides, a heroin user can’t be in the royals,” I volunteer.
“Besides a titled woman won’t marry you, they will regard you to be about the same as I do, even worse. You can barely read and I think that that a Lady will have wanted you to have read a book or two. Besides, the 90’s women will all be too old you’ll have to find someone a lot younger and someone foreign who doesn’t understand what they are doing, someone who doesn’t understand the importance of royalty to other people. She’ll be in pigtails right about now. But who would agree to do that with you? I don’t think you will find someone who will do this with you.”
“You’d be surprised love. A lot of women aren’t as famous as they wanted to be. A lot of women aren’t like you love they love the thought of fame, it’s all they’ve ever dreamt about, they are dying to be with someone famous like me. I’ll give them everything that they have ever wanted. I’ll find someone who dreamt of being world famous when they were growing up but it just didn’t happen for them. I can give that to someone. I’ll find one of those.”
“Well you can’t involve an A list woman in these crimes. She could go to jail with you. An A list women has perfected her art and worked too hard to get there. You can’t destroy the life of an A list woman. You can’t do it to someone who has made it there by working hard and being better than everyone else. They actually did the work and you haven’t done the work. You are just stealing it. Those A list women aren’t stealing. Plus all the men who know about this will warn all the top women. If you steal you won’t get anyone famous to marry you. They just can’t risk the scandal of fraud, plagiarism and all the crimes that are being committed to facilitate you stealing. You could take everything they have worked for away from them. That’s not fair to them.”
“Well, when I steal they will take me serious. Like they will have to finally bow down and worship me. All those people who won’t talk to me and who think that they are better than me, after I steal they will have to bow down before me. People already treat me different because they think your words are mine. I love the extra attention love. I love the respect that your writing is getting for me. People like me now. People respect me now. I just gotta get more attention. I can’t stand not getting attention. I want people to take me serious and to respect me.”
“I want me kids when I ave em to be like proper ladies who are like historical figures in Britain…. “
“Yeah mate like anyfing is worth that. I’ll have free kids or maybe just two. I’ll like pay for like the best and they will look perfect and be taught to be perfect …. I’ll create perfect people and then they will rule the kingdom. Perfect people should rule over other people.”
“ …. Like perfect people give birth to perfect people. Like stuff the monarchy and what they want it’s not feckin entertaining enough and we know how to entertain, like much better than they do. I know what the papers want, they just want beautiful, like singers and models and shxt in the paper. Yeah. People who are interesting and beautiful to write about. We are much better at getting public attention and like entertaining people. I bet that I can get more attention than than royalty can.”
“Like I’ll find a starlet who like wants to be near royalty and we will have them like later, not with all the 90’s people, they are all having babies now and they will be too old.”
“Well no British or Australian woman will do that with you. We understand the value and the blood and tears that have been shed for royalty. Why shouldn’t royalty have free will, why would you take it?
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